Microsoft Windows Support Team Warning of "Critical" Security Issues (bluffing) me on a so-called Major Security Issue on Sedona Starbucks WiFi and locking up my Chrome browser AGGRESSIVELY!

They apparently feel that mandatory immortality education will fuck up capitalism and the living dead Illuminati, and the collective motherhood's right and need to overpopulate the earth and kill all sea life in the carbonic acid act of the Ford Motor Company... Et Al.....they could be right!